As tribe Wallabagunga stood in the smoggy streets awaiting their chance to vote on who would be the first eliminated from their tribe- Old Man Hoy stepped forward and announced he was retiring from the game.

'Why?' asked Chris Walker-Bush.
'In the challenge, David McElroy rubbed his genitals against me. I was violated. I was molested. I was de-humanised'.

Hoy was quite angry as he spoke, tears forming in his eyes and his lips trembling with rage as he recounted the incident.

The Survivor cameras were there for it all, as McElroy had leapt naked from atop a dumpster and slapped Hoy repeatedly with his miniscule mauler'.

'So you're leaving the game?' asks Chris Walker-Bush.
'Yes. I can't stand to be here anymore. I quit. I quit this stupid game'.


With Hoy stepping down, no member of tribe Wallabagunga will be voted of this week. The tribe returns to camp, and Hoy was airlifted from Redfern for extensive psychiatric and decontaminatory treatment.

(NOTE: This was based on an incident from Survivor Allstar. As far as I know, all other incidents of Nathan's contact with Dave's genitals has been entirely voluntary)