In the blistering heat of a Saturday evening, the two tribes met for their first immunity challenge. The tribes travelled by bus to Sydney Showground for their first immunity challenge: Surviving the riots that would inevitably follow a Bulldogs' loss to the Roosters.

BOONTA TRIBE
DJMaC
Wests Panthers
Chris Columbo
oiler
MrCharisma
pennywisequeenslander

WALLABAGUNGA TRIBE
wizard1o1
Mark Fowler
G8 A Raid
trognierrrr
perthtaipans
MackDadday

The challenge started off with two quick casualties, Matt Lyons beaten to a pulp by the angry fans after he complained about the absence of beetroot on his kebab. From the Boonta Tribe, MrCharisma was quick to be eliminated after he tore off his tribal headgear and donned a Dogs' jersey to join the festivities.

Boonta found themselves at a distinct disadvantage when Chris Maunder caught the eye of a Bulldogs' bench player, and the two left the stadium arm in arm much to the chagrin of tribe and team alike.

The tables soon turned as Troy Haines and Mark Fowler both fell prey to the Bulldogs' crowd, the pair savagely beaten when they stupidly cracked a smile when the Roosters' backline broke the line and went in for a try. The numbers game was now in Boonta's favour.

The playing field was again levelled when Chris Columbo joined MrCharisma in converting to the dark side, the pair doing a rather stirring Mexican wave as the game was now level at three remaining tribe members apiece.

Nathan Hoy was next to fall prey to the voracious crowd, the fool accidentally mentioning he was a Parramatta fan and being tossed over the back of the stands for his idiocy. It looked grim for the Boonta Tribe when both Josh Hussey and Roger Bossert left the game shortly after halftime- the pair escorted from the ground by over-zealous security staff who accused them of inciting riots. MrCharisma and Columbo continued to throw bottles at Roosters' fans.

Young Andrew Young (hehe) was the next to fall prey to the Bulldogs' home game, falling afoul of an undercooked kebab and having to have his stomach pumped. It was down to brother vs. brother as DJMac and MackDadday were the last men standing.

Rather than leave their fates to the fickle crowd, the siblings met in mortal combat on the Bulldogs' dead ball line. Slaps and punches and kicks and suplexes ensued, and it didn't look like the pair could be separated. The fans ruled the day again, a well aimed coke bottle striking DJMaC in the temple and knocking the Boonta tribe's last member to the ground. MackDadday quickly ran for the exit, having helped the Wallabugunga Tribe to immunity in the first challenge. The Boonta Tribe would be going to tribal council.

SCORES
Boonta: 42.0
Wallabugunga: 42.5

Tribal Council
The members of Team Boonta now head to tribal council. The premise is simple. Each member must write a 500 word (minimum) article/report/opinion column on the topic given. The tribe members, once all submissions are done, will vote by IMing me. The person with the most votes will leave ASRL Survivor.

The Topic: Any ASRL Side Except Your Own
Deadline: 6pm Friday, April 2nd
(NOTE: If all entries are in before this time, the round will close)

Wallabugunga Tribe
Each member of the victorious tribe receives $10,000 in PDF (designated to whichever club has the least PDF) and will be free to rest until the second immunity challenge.

Thanks to everyone for their quick responses!

chris can i do one on the ipswich reds?

Whoot!

"It would appear that the hand is now on the other foot"
Homer Simpson

go Wallabagunga!

Chris: No, because you coached them. You could do one on another defunct ASRL club if you wanted

What is the point of these articles? Are they punishment for losing or is there some other reason? There is no reward to be had... or immunity to be won... right?

Yeah good point....

the losing team votes out one person from their team - the person with the worst article

A very good article there Chris. If i were in charge of finances id probably give that a cash reward for its humour content. Although you do portray us bulldogs fans in quite a negative light unlike much of the recent newsmedia.

The articles are to help your fellow tribe members decide which of you least deserves to remain in the tribe. Generally you should be voting, for now anyway, on the quality of article.

The articles basically simulate how useful a tribe member is. Since you're not building shacks, hunting for fish etc. this is the next best thing. I made them short so as not to bore you guys too much.

can i write about any aspect about any other club chris? or does it have to be a biography/history of the team.

Any respect

hmmm the pope and i feel a Josh Hussey based article comming on :)

i think everyone will write about josh. even josh will manage it somehow haha.

HAHA fuck off chris! At least there is good stuff to write about me ;) that is why I choose to write about the legend! (of course the legend being me) and nath you are totally right Maunder idolises me. He even tried to vote me as the Australian Idol even though I was'nt in it :P

And on another point. 500 words :blink: I mean fuck me we are'nt at Uni why the hell should there be a minimum wording to it! And the challenge sucks balls! Change what we have to write it on cos this is shithouse!

:kicking: " SHITHOUSE, SHITHOUSE, SHITHOUSE!"

I was thinking about the topic being 'The conspiracy against Brisbane from the NRL', but then I'd have to put a word limit on it so you didn't give me a thesis.

haha true true.

man thatd be 30,000 words. because theres so much we could cover, fucking arl shit. i bet if good old super league was still around, theyd be fair.

KING OATH MAUNDER! Brissy always gets fucked around by the NSWRL I mean NRL. I am also with you we should bring back superleague, rather then when we joind with reserve grade being arl to form the shit that we play in now!

Boys, boys. Leave the whinging to North Sydney fans. It just doesn't suit the 'hard done by rich boys' who make up the Broncos' squad.