After a whole week celibacy Brian Randell has come out in the media to make a very important and life changing announcement...

" Today I have been informed by the Adelaide and Hawkesbury boards that I have now been given clearance to provoke and attack any parties that I deem to be a formidable opponent in battle. So I would now like to make it clear, everyone knows I have no boundaries, no concerns, you can all suck my wang, no one is safe you are all now under fire. Welcome to my pleasure dome. The few coaches that are safe include:

The Honourable Chris Walker Bush
The always witty Kermy Krocky
My little Jew JD
And The Lovable Breadstick Nathan Hoy,

Everyone else you may now live in fear for I possess the potency of Armageddon, I am as contageous as the plague, my mum may have your babies but I will have your tombstone."

Big Words from the big man, but just how will the ASRL react to the rogue comments of the coach who has been the thorn in their side for too long. Will Randell take it too far, and will his actions be overlooked because of sexual favour? Only time will tell as the preverbial pain beats the wang out of the ASRL coaching "ego".

Should I pre move this thread into the Hall of Flame?

My response to this bit of fuckin dribble, is YOU ARE A FUCKIN NUFFY BRANDELL! Why bother trying to start shit with other coaches? And only The Honourable Chris Walker Bush,The always witty Kermy Krocky, My little Jew JD, And The Lovable Breadstick Nathan Hoy are safe. Mate that won't scare anyone because you are a pathetic shit! All you do is try and throw your weight around (WHICH THERE IS PLENTY OF!!!!!!) Why don't you get on with your life and realise that the whole asrl knows that you are a DEADSHIT! You try and use giving people shit on the net as an ego boost, when god knows you should'nt have an ego! And every morning when you wake up and look in the mirror then strip off for a shower, it all comes crashing down to earth, with the realisation that you have a savage case of "LOSER DENIAL". If I am the supposed one's that are unsafe, and that goes for other's like Magrot and Maunder, you will get your fat ass burnt time and time again, until you finally realise you cannot win on here and you WILL NEVER WIN THE GAME OF LIFE! Because you are well behind on that! And also on that point why don't you use all this energy on trying to get a root dude, cos I think that is why you are such an angry fella! Or maybe even just use the less time on here to get a job that pays good money and go to a Brothel, although you would struggle even in a brothel with $100 hanging out of your zipper in a $2 Thailand brothel. At least if you can remove the shrink wrap off your dick and get it wet, we would not have to sit here and have to read your pathetic comments that no one gives a flying fuck about! :bang: Honestly your dad should have settled for the Blow job!!!

So in closing eat shit! Try and get Layed! Or walk your large ass into on-coming traffic and do us all a favour so we don't have to put up with your shit, YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A MAN!

Wow for someone who doesn't seem to care you sure do write a hell of alot of shit. Firstly let me start by saying that I am always amused by your level of maturity, you must be a man of below average intellegence. I'll admit that the blowjob comment is one of the funniest commenI have ever had the pleasure to come across. Your parents must be so proud of the boy that they created.

Now to your views on life....

It seems that your life is filled with sex, and that for some reason anyone who does not recieve it is seen as living a very unfulfilled life. Well this may be a funny angle to use against me, but I know of several other ASRL contacts that still hold their V plates. So whilst you attack me with these claims please remember that they read this as well. You don't want to piss more people off now.

I think the only person whose ego is too big here is you. You have never met me yet think that you can judge me. You are naive and your confidence is dangerous. If you think that I will sit back and take your primary school attacks upon my ego then you are wrong, I have had to endure a shitoad in my life, and to sit here and read the absolute pile of repeated trash that you seem to think will even pierce me then once again you are wrong.

Although I doubt it is the first time you have ever come into context with the word wrong. You seem to posess the wit of a door handle, and whilst your comebacks may at times raise an eyebrow they show just how much your knowledge is limited too. Know let me you in on a few secrets that your parents mustn't let you in on as a child.

When Daddy asks you to pull the plug out the bath as a little boy, and to keep on pulling.....That is wrong.

When your stupid slut of a mum asks you to keep the fact that she is pounding everyone in town a secret to your father......That is Wrong.

When you fuck your innocent 5 year old sister, who thinks she s playing a game of Hide the Suasage.....That is wrong.

When its time to write a reply to this and you start to write the same old insults that hve no effect on me, and make me think that you have absolutely no idea what the real world is....Then you are doing something Wrong.

Do me a favour. Write something that I haven't seen you write before because jokes wear out and people get bored.

P.S To think that you only wrote this dribble because I didn't put your name in my list. Your are a very sad man.

P.P.S See you in two weeks.

you guys need to get out more o_O

must be that special time of the month :o
:randell:

Oh boy Randell ur a fuckin joke! Mother jokes belong 5 years ago. Mate what the hell could you possibly do to me with ur slow moving body and jelly arms. The only way you could get angry enough to get me down is if i stole your lunch money! Why do you bother going to uni when you know ur guna follow in the footsteps of ur fuckup parents and be collecting food stamps so they could keep increasing your weight and bra size! As I said before you have to much time on your hands! Use your energy to try and get a shag mate then you might be able to feel better about yourself. Why do you actually bother getting up each morning, when you know that it is just going to be one failure after another. Just like life you just come up a bit short everytime. You also have some molestation issues there! You seem to know exactly what they do say, so maybe your the one who got raped as a kid and you weight problem is attributed to the fact that you eat to comfort yourself! And a dud like you needs to be comforted all the time, hence the lovely rack you have! So as I have said before, good luck with your life! You are going to need it as when you are a 40 year old virgin, in a dead end job, and you take out your frustrations with a rifle in downtown Armidale. I will sit back and say I use to argue with that fuck stain!

Thanks for the lovely reply, like I have stated before I do enjoy reading your repeated arguements all the time. Since your content to use the same lame ass jokes that you have used previously I have decided that for my reply I will repost the exact same reply I gave you earlier. Let us only pray that the second time around it will sink through that hard stubborn ignoramus brain of yours.

No realise that my parents are in no way failure but have done something called worked to make a living. My father holds a management position now in a company that he has worked at for 37 years. He has shown that you don't need a degree or a mass of knowledge to suceed in life. My mother is the same she has worked many jobs in her life an is currently a nurse at a hostel, she has achieved job satisfaction.

Brandell you are the biggest wanker in the world. When I left this hole I through u brandell had a heart and were a real person but I was obvisiously very mistaken about that.

Brandell you are a watse of space on this earth and you always have been the biggest asshole on this forum and I think you should marry shaun to tell the truth you are a match made in FU*CKEN heaven.

ROT IN HELL BRANDELL AND TAKE SHAUN WITH YOU.

Thanks to a unknowen resource for telling me about this thanks mate.

My God.

Since you're no longer a coach, I feel no need to hold back. I mean, shit, that's atrocious.

through should be thought
obvisiously should be obviously
watse should be waste
There is no point adding an asterisk to the word FUCKEN if you don't remove a letter
Try using a comma (,) instead of the word and in sentences requiring more than one 'and'
There is no 'e' in unknown. I'd also assume the resource is known to you, so it's technically not unknown but 'unnamed'
The fact you hate Shaun over some stupid argument is funny
Randell has a heart, he just doesn't use it ;)

Thankyou for attending today's lesson in flaming someone without looking like an idiot.

Chris