The local ASRL Weekley has decided to do a Coaches ratings on the RLWC so far.

Australia
Chris Walker-Bush 5/10- So far the dominance of Australia has not been felt and Chris will struggle to keep his job unless Australia Improves.

Ireland
Nathan Hoy 8/10- Wins all round by the Irish. There have been reports of heavy drinking on the trip, but winger Brian Carney has reportedly said that "Its like milk to us Irish". Hoy's crew wont have a problem with Pool B.

Wales
John Williams 3/10- So far the 3rd ranked team have had a shocker. With disgraceful losses and an only 8 point win against Russia it's definately do or die for the retards in the red.

New Zealand
Marshall Boyd 7/10- Drew a hard pool but won't have too much trouble to make it through. So far the men in black are going along nicely and all has pretty much gone to plan, other than their first shock loss.

AA/TSI
Roger Bossert 5/10- With so much talent they should not have lost the game they did. They will have a hotly contested second spot in the pool with Wales at their heels. Roger's "super coaching" has not come to the fore and he will need to do better than he is.

England
Mark F 6/10- Deserve to be at top of pool as they are playing good footy. With a shit easy pool will have no problem getting to the next rounds. Mark has done a mediocre job so far. We will see in our next edition how England have gone.

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Jelly Adams 9/10- He has brought his coaching prowess to the shores of New Guniea. He has experienced such a great amount of support it is unbelievable this once fat slow prop foward is know a fat slow supercoach.

Fiji
David MecElroy- 5/10- Posted a win but coaching of the fowards has had a lot left to be desired. If Dave can get the fowards off their arses and making some hitups they might win some more games.

Sth Africa
Steve Simmons- 8/10 Providing possibly the greatest upset in the history of Rugby League Steve Simmons has recieved medals from Nelson Mandela, Hansie Cronje and even the great one Johnny Knoxville. South Africa obviously are only good for one performance and it will be interesting to see if they can bunt their way into the top 2.

Germany
Brian Randell- 2/10 Shit Side + Shit Coach = Germany.

Cook Islands
Rodney- 5/10 They deadset could not of drawn a harder pool. They have been the nohopers of this World Cup.

Lebanon
Anthony Magro- 6/10 Even though Magro is a great coach there is no way he can coach a team of shit like Lebanon.

Japan
Jonathan Marsell (JD) 0/10- The players hate him, the fans hate him, the Jap people hate him. The no.1 hit song in Japan at this time is Nobody Likes JD. Thats how it is. How is a dickhead like that supposed to coach footy?

Russia
Chris O'Keefe 7/10 Has brought the Russian team along in leaps and bounds. There is even speculation that Russia might actually win a game! :o

Well thats all I could think of.

I could think of a come back involving SHelley. I shall stay quiet.

If you ahd my squad, you qould struggle as well. Getting within a try of the Number 2 team in teh world is better than what russia hvae done.

The japs love me, there is no such song, stop being jealous cos i beat you at english when wait for it. I am not in the top english class.

I am not in the top English either. Number 2. You beat me by a mark.
Russia came within 8 points of the world number 3 team Wales.
I could also have a come back about your mother but i shall also stay quiet. But where infact this article should be moved and it was just for fun too.

I wasnt a prop i was a fullback and very fast could do the 100m at 11secs

Jelly.....why arn't you at the AIS? you can run the 100m in 11sec and also you can shot threes at 80%......if that is true its a great waste of talent....

Europe- Chris Maunder- 10/10- after not failing to take the superstar surfers side to the top 8, Chris Maunder has defied the odds and thus far has had an incredible tournament coaching a bunch of guys that hail from a region that doesnt even play rugby league. how good is he?

JD only beat you by 1 mark?

Nath i ran that last time wen i was 17 and 5 of mates did better. Kincumber High is probably the best all round school at sport in Australia honestly 11 secs at that great the best was 10 something and deadset serious.

I shot three's at 80percent against poor oposition cause i was opan alot so it gave me more time and chance to hit it but against good teams it drops easlier

I guess I'll just have keep beating teams like New Zealand and drawing with teams like England to raise my rating. Although I don't know how to continue doing this with my army of 7/6's.

Thats nothing i can cook a fish in mud!

7/10 for me shit thats good considering my team has been going as good as a man pushing shit up hill