As Fiji continues to shock all it's critics the British Prime Minister has lashed out in defence of his team. "I am so not concerned for the future of the English Rugby League team that I even feel like I could get away with dancing. Fijian League is currently enjoying it's pinnacle of success, for them it is all downhill from here," the Labor polictian said.


Blair intends to dance on the so called imminent grave of Fijian League

Despite this, Fijians have again taken to the streets and are challenging Blair's statement by destroying their own public amenities.


Believe that ruining own sewerage system is the way to the top

With only the USA and Lebanon left in their pool the Fijian public is certain that they shall make a top two finish. A local then asserted that she will then kill Blair's family and eat his children.


Cannabalistic Fijian