Age: Physically 19. Mentally he is still to be born.

Born: Unknown. There has been much conjecture as to what kind of creature could spawn such a misbegotten example of inbreeding. Many think his father is a dog.

Ambition: To have hair on every square centimeter of his body and to pump Luke Priddis and Luke Lewis up the ass with with his excuse of a penis.

Hair Colour: Unknown. Hasn't had a shower in months so the dirt has created its own colour, a mixture of brown and grey.

Achievments: Nil.

Turn-ons: Hair, Penis', His Mum, Stray Cats and Greek Women, Little Jewish Children

Turn Offs: Deodorent, Correct spelling, skin and many other things you and I would call normal.

Likes: Males, Transexuals

Dislikes: Women



There is a lot of speculation surrounding the rumour that Brandell is in fact the Christmas Grinch. Many children who have seen and met both of them have reported that both smell bad, both haven't had a shower in ages, both are hated and especially both are dickheads.
Another rumour is that Brandell was 'Wookie' on Star Wars. The few that have walked past his home say that the many moans coming from it do sound like the Wookie and the shadow seems to resemble the wookie with a round thing near his groein.
Brandell also has some vocabulary problems. His spelling of some easy words seems to have dumbfounded many. Some wondering what a 'Progile' was.
Many have seen him with white stains on the back and front of his pants. The front is easily explainable, as due to the lack of sexual interaction with other humans, he is left to satisfy himself with a rock melon. Whilst on the other hand the back is less explainable. Many believe they were caused from Martin Lang, Preston Campbell, Rhys Whessor, Luke Rooney or a combination of all of them.

ROFL

*shakes head*

Well I haven't see a ASRL feud like this since last year when Jelly, Roger and myself had a triple thread one. Not a bad one though...... I want to see blood shead :stooge:

hahahaha
:D

Probably true but the fact I can type would atleast give me the mental capacity of a five year old.

The Amazon, I was raised by a pack of mountain gorillas who taught me their unique style of hair growth. I left the tribe for greener pastures and to spread my knowledge.

I already have hair on every square inch of my body as do you and everyone else in the world. Mine is just more noticable. I guess atleast I want to pump some decent players besides the useless rah rah wanks.

I showered yesterday granted it had been a year but now I have a nice coat of brown to match my chest and ass and back.

Well I try.

Hair is sooooo sexy I just want to hump it all. Penises are so hot right now, Not I like your mum JD not my mum, I love a good pussy, Greek women can relate to my hair issues they stroke mine while I stroke theirs, And I hate Jews JD.

I prefer to use cologne and aftershave cause I am sophisticated, Sepllign si rof edtcuated lpeope

This is where your profile gets a little contradictary. I like your mum and greek women but I also like males and tranvestients. I guess your mum could be considered both.

Same as ABOVE

I am nothing like the christmas grinch he is green all over. i am just green on my penis (I guess I should wash it someday). And yes the rumours are true I was chewbacca on Star Wars . The stains are easily explainable, the front ones are from when your mum bends over infront of me and the back is after I bend over infront of your dad.

There is nothing wrong with Greek Woman.... yes they are alittle bit more hairy and yes the have Moe's but it doesn't take from their wonderful personalities.

I dont know dave and brandell's was pretty good

Update:

His international side lost to my international side when his is ranked higher than mine HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Some may actually say you had a better argument than mine. Thanks for bringing it down to your 15 year old ways and handing me the victory

lol. I'd say that it started at a fifteen year old level and hasn't gone any higher. Just because you're nineteen doesn't mean you bring a nineteen year old's maturity to an argument.

Chris

its quite obvious your both physically and mentally younger.....i'd say mentally your dad hasn't even met your mum yet. the thing is you seem to keep on coming back to things about being gay......sure you don't have something on your mind JD?

Fuck off back to LU. Man that was a shit call.