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Title: Coach Profile
Description: Rodney REDGUY


westspanthers - November 10, 2003 03:13 AM (GMT)
Age: Young and Stupid

Born: Under the gateway bridge at his parents residence.

Ambition: To be a float designer for Mardi Gras and march with that float :kicking: , and to have a 3some with George Michael and the winner of the 1st survivor, and to be the next warren on the virgin mobile ads.

Hair Colour: Red (the colour the ladies dig)

Achievements: Holds the record for longest time with no interest from a single girl. Losing his virginity to 3 drunk man at a caravan park.

Talents: Can masterbate with both hands, thinks of himself way higher then he should.

Turn-ons: throbbing cock, bare asses, football locker rooms.

Turn Offs: Breasts, naked women, the library being closed.

Likes: Men, the library, candle lit dinners, walks on the beach, being the catcher instead of the pitcher, pretending he's a player, Jerking off 8 times a day.

Dislikes: Attractive Women, people smarter then him (everybody), school (as he left before he was taught how to spell)

Rodney is single red headed and ready to party, so if any guys on the asrl board are looking for a good time, with a hot red head, Lil Rod is your boy. He has everything, a collection of gay porn, 2 seperate library cards (cos hes a bad boy) :pimp: , and a lifetime subscription to National Geographic. So if your after some red head stud muffin lovin Rod is your man.

Oh and for everyone who wants to know his pubes are red. OOOOHHH YEAAAHHH HE'S A LADIES MAAAAAN! :cowboy:

RODNEY RED NUTS WE SALUTE YOU! WELCOME TO ASRL!

brandell - November 10, 2003 04:16 AM (GMT)
Westspanthers you have gone further than I would even dare. I applaud you. If I could give you money I would.

pennywisealfie - November 10, 2003 04:57 AM (GMT)
yeeeeeaaaah dats my boy!!! go homie!!!

one word: BURNT.

he also like cybersex, we had some last night, it was hot.

Dragon Fanatic - November 21, 2003 11:07 AM (GMT)
Nice Work mate, that redguy is a faggot. :stooge:




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