We're all familiar with the popular YouBetSports feature of the ASRL with markets such as premiership, BFC, and its feature games. Last year's 'Best New Club' venture was also successful. But here you'll find the YouBetSports markets that we all know you want to see, and the ones that YouBetSports don't want you to see.

* Magro Dummyspit after CCF Relegate: $150.00
* Roger to choke again: $1.50
* The UAF to fold after Jelly and Luke have a lover's tiff: $5.50
* Magro presses slander charges against Roger: 1.15am
* Chris to, at some point, disappear without explanation: $7.50
* David McElroy to post an offensive article: 256 BC
* Roger to complain about Wests being 'screwed' after they collect the wooden spoon: 11/11/11
* The ASRL Board votes Chris off the island: 11 cents
* The ASRL to grind to a stand-still when Steve Simmons is an intruder on Big Brother: $1100.00
* The ill-fated Emmaville Enemas side fails to qualify for the 2003/2004 comp: $1.50
* Marshal hooks up with Sarah via satellite: $69.00
* Nath hooks up: $10000000.00
* After another scathing DJMaC article, Magro comes out: MARKET CANCELLED
* Kermitt Krockett turns out to be DJMaC: $00.01
* Someone makes a joke involving 'Willie' Talau and Nigel 'Vagina': $7.50
* Chris quits the ASRL to take up the NRL CEO job: $A thouuuussssand to one
* Fatty Vautin or any member of the Footy Show panel takes up an ASRL coaching position: $2.50
* Wayne Bennet joins the ASRL, coaching Fairfield, and retires after a woeful showing: $11.00

There you have it folks, just a few of the markets that YouBetSports doesn't want you to see!

Chris