Posted by David McElroy and Nathan Hoy

Rookie Coach: Broome's Blake Cummins. Steered the Warriors for a week or two in their inaugural year. When the going got tough he was an inspiration to us all.

Rookie Player: Martin Offiah. This guy just came from nowhere and wowwed us all.

Surprise Packet: The flaming dog @#%$ on my lawn.

Most Hard Done By: The unpaid Broome Cheerleaders. And of course Magro's third bashing at the hands of Moule (See Hall of Fame Articles: Blame, where blame is due)

Best Coach: Me (Dave) because Hoy is a poohead (or dumbface if you prefer) for beating the @#%$-out of the Cannons in the semis.

Best Player: Roger, for his late night Pink Panther Club shenadigans.

Most Underatted Side: The South Side. They make good rappers too. West siyeed can kiss Hoy's ass.

Chokers Award: As tempting as it is to pick Magro when he picked up Roger, we will have to go with hell, Roger and his @#%$ team. Sorry to be blunt Roger, I just don't like you.

Promising for 2003: The collapse of another Jelly related club.

Where'd they go? Saddam? And still Osama.

Game of the Season: Pokemon Stadium

Come back of the Season: None, you bunch of boring deadshits.

Better Luck Next Year: My Grandma. She can't die two years in a row. Surely.

We'll miss you most of all: Scarecrow. :no:

Boy my Face is Red: Mine after a brief stint in eye accupuncture.

Who the?!?: You know... that guy.... with the hair and stuff.

Most draws: Stupid stoner Magro. That could be the only explaination for his poor spelling and grammar.

Best Individual Performance: Luke's Cheerleading solo to "War. What is it Good For?" at this year Grandfinal.

With a Little Help From my Friends: Jelly thanking best mates, Mum and Grandma for helping him make his Pod Racer costume entirely out of Al-foil, for the premiere of Star Wars Episode MXII: Luke SharpWalker does Dallas.

Best Articles: This one of course. Cheesemo.

Special Thanks:
Magro: For starring in all of our gay jokes.
Roger: Best Supporting Actor in a Magro gay joke.
Luke's Home Town: For producing a cousin for him to marry.
Chris: For not picking himself as Wayne Bennett of the Year. I.e. runs a hard core team and then has the hide to call himself a good coach despite losing to Eastwood in the Bob Fulton Cup.
Magro again: For continually missing the point.
Jelly: For throwing the State of Origin to keep Chris' pride in place.