Written by David McElroy

One is at Manly, one at Newcastle, one is at Fairfield and the other is at Carnarvon. I'm talking about the lastest family to assualt the ASRL. Kit, Christian, Dean and Brian are of no relation to the Brisbane Walkers but are causing just as many if not more ripples in the ASRL world pond. ASRL Weekly Magazine gathered the four together and gave them the fourth degree.

John Gumbo: So Kit, you're the oldest right?
Kit: Yes John.
What was it like growing up in the Walker household?
Kit: Well these guys were a bit noisy...
Brian: Kit, he was asking us all. Let me get a word in.
Kit: OK Brian.
Brian: Well you know how it was. Older brother beat me. My twin Dean beat me and Christian beat me. Well I guess that's just life, hey?
Kit: C'mon, man I never hit you.
Brian: I never said that. Outsmarted yerself didn't ya, Kit? Ya beat me in the exams. Got into Sydney Uni' doin' Law whereas I was stuck with me mech' apprenticeship.
Gumbo: Law, Kit?
Kit: Yeah I sat a few of Kermit's classes and that helped me get a spot at the Cannons.
Gumbo: That and a good boot, eh?
Kit: Yeah.
Brian: *whispers* Yeah I'm sure that's all ya pillow muncher.
Gumbo: Dean, despite being older than Christian you and Brian have taken an extra year to get to the big time. What happened?
Dean: Well you know that Christian's a bit of a Doogie Howser. He was learning how to walk before the doctor knotted his umbilical cord.
Brian: Christian, Kit, Christian, Kit, Christian, Kit. Don't ya wanna talk about the twins Deano?
Dean: Talking 'bout family's the same as talking 'bout myself, Brian.
Brian: Stop hoggin' the interview like ya hogged the uterus Dean.
Gumbo: And Christian, where did your talent get discovered?
Christian: Well actually John, I began playing juniors for the Sydney Swans in AFL and was caught by a Gold Coast scout kicking a 70 metre ball. Then it went on from there, and my career sort of changed towards the ASRL. And then I...
Brian: Yeah Christian was always better'n me too. He was faster an' speedier, an' got the most attention from Mum.
Christian: C'Mon Brian, at least try to be polite in public.
Gumbo: Um... So, uh, How did you guys end up at three different clubs? You were all born in Sydney?
Kit: Campbelltown in fact and none of us played juniors for any of the ASRL clubs. We kinda played some weekend footy, but never seriously until Kermit, the Fear and the Stallions stepped in.
Brian: What about the Grizzlies, Kit? They stepped in too. They saw a brilliant young player with potential and jumped to it.
Christian: Oh, piss off Brian ya wanker.
Brian: Screw you Christian, it was because of you I went ta the other side of Australia. Furtherest I could get away from you and these other clowns. So ya finished asking these tools questions Gumbo? Got one for me?
Gumbo: Uh, yeah... Um, Why the skinhead mentality? The blond beard, skinhead Neo Nazism look making a resurgence?
Brian: You poking fun, Gumbo? It's people like you an' Kit that make the goin' hard for us people. We are..
Gumbo: I wasn't...
Brian: Gumbo. I've had enough of this interview. See ya at Christmas Kit.
Dean: Bringing another six hundred pounder to meet the olds, Brian.
Brian: *sarcastically* Nah Dean, I'm bringin' a jew.
Kit: So that's a yes is it Brian? Judging by your sarcasm.
Christian: Look forward to meetin' the moll.
Brian: *leaving* Whatever guys. I'm going.
Kit: Yeah sorry About that John. He's a bit of a black sheep. And he'll be OK. He just needs to count to ten.
Gumbo: Well, that's good, but we are a bit out of time now. Perhaps another time?
Kit: Yeah, OK.