Posted by David McElroy

Late this afternoon ASRL CEO Christopher Walker-Bush went missing!!! After talking to close friends early in the afternoon about playing the Round seven games for the ASRL at six tonight he failed to show. He was late seen walking in a daze across a car park, perhaps musing about his new love. Friends are deeply concerned and fear for his safety. If anyone has any clues as to the whereabouts of our enigmatic CEO could they please send an email to chris?wherethefuckareyou?@catholic.com

Thanks for your time,
DJ and the Wizard

PS Has anyone seen my wallet?

Follow Up by Dave
After much worry and a long 24 hours of intrigue about his whereabouts, ASRL CEO Christopher walker-Bush has been found alive and well in the Drummond and Smith computer room. He still remains the enigma of the day though, as he refuses to comment upon his late night doings. He says, "None of your business, Dave. And @#%$ Off Magro." Both comments were unrelated. He is cranky and this suggests that he was dissappointed at some point throughout the evening. This reporter is now just interested and will do his best to inform the public all of that which had transpired as soon as he knows it himself.

Reply by Chris
Yes, I'm back everyone, sorry for causing a stir and putting you all to worry for 24 hours.

I went and saw Red Dragon, then watched Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal. Good night, and sorry results have been delayed as a result of it.

Chris